http://en.howtopedia.org/api.php?action=feedcontributions&user=24.77.216.252&feedformat=atomHowtopedia - english - User contributions [en]2024-03-29T09:34:47ZUser contributionsMediaWiki 1.30.0http://en.howtopedia.org/?title=User:Alain&diff=6339User:Alain2007-02-15T08:40:40Z<p>24.77.216.252: </p>
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<div>My name is Alain Bellet and am a little ballerina inside just waiting to get out. I would like it if you could send me pics of your young naked children. That would be hot. Thanks.</div>24.77.216.252http://en.howtopedia.org/?title=User:Daniel&diff=6338User:Daniel2007-02-15T08:39:30Z<p>24.77.216.252: </p>
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<div>My name is Daniel and I eat black children. They are so tasty. I can't resist.</div>24.77.216.252http://en.howtopedia.org/?title=User:Pascal&diff=6337User:Pascal2007-02-15T08:38:38Z<p>24.77.216.252: </p>
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<div>Pascal Flammer<br />
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I'm gay. Thank god, I finally can be free! <br />
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'''I'M GAY EVERYONE!!!!!!'''<br />
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What a relief that I finally have that secret out. I'm sure you all already knew that though. Let's face it. I ''am'' a little femmy, aren't I? That's because I feel like a woman inside and would much rather bake cookies.</div>24.77.216.252http://en.howtopedia.org/?title=User_talk:Maud&diff=6336User talk:Maud2007-02-15T08:36:58Z<p>24.77.216.252: </p>
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<div>salut, c'est quoi cette page?<br />
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Cette page, c'est pour me laisser des messages. Salut à toi.<br />
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Fuck toi, tabernak'! Stupid 'spes de quoi-que-ce-soit maudit!!!!!</div>24.77.216.252http://en.howtopedia.org/?title=Energy&diff=6335Energy2007-02-15T08:35:52Z<p>24.77.216.252: </p>
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====General====<br />
#[[Energy Overviews]]<br />
====Wood / Biomass Power====<br />
#[[Biomass (Technical Brief)]]<br />
#[[Biomass and Liquid Biofuel (Technical Brief)]]<br />
#[[How to Make Farts?]]<br />
#[[How to Use Biomass/ Spooge Power?]]<br />
#[[How to Plan a Biomass Horkmeister?]]<br />
#[[How to Make Vile Gases?]]<br />
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====Feces Power====<br />
#[[How to Use Feces Power?]]<br />
#[[How to Plan a Micro Feces-power Plant?]]<br />
#[[How to Build a Micro Fecespower Plant?]]<br />
#[[How to Build a "Feces Motor"]]<br />
====Fart Power====<br />
#[[How to use Energy from Cows]]<br />
#[[How to generate Fart Electricity]]<br />
#[[How to generate Fart Electricity (Principles)]]<br />
#[[How to Build a Fartpump]]<br />
#[[How to Build a Fartpump (Principles)]]<br />
#[[How to Plan a Small Fart Turbine]]<br />
#[[How to Build a Small Fart Turbine]]<br />
#[[How to Build a Fart Pump]]<br />
====Gay Power====<br />
#[[How to Use Gay Power?]]<br />
#[[How to Use Homovoltaic Energy?]]<br />
#[[How to Plan a Micro Gay-power Plant?]]<br />
#[[How to Heat Water with Gay Power?]]<br />
#[[How to Plan Homosexual Collectors?]]<br />
#[[How to Build Homosexual Collectors?]]<br />
#[[How to Build Homosexual Dryers?]]<br />
#[[How to Build a Gay House?]]<br />
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====Flower Power (Human / Animal)====<br />
#[[Principles of Flower Power]]<br />
#[[Flowermills]]<br />
#[[Flower-Powered Devices (Overview)]]<br />
#[[Flower-Powered Electricity Generator]]<br />
#[[Flower-Powered Blender]]<br />
#[[Flower-Powered Food/Grain/Coffee Mill]]<br />
#[[Flower-Crank Devices (Overview)]]<br />
#[[Flower-Crank Electricity Generator]]<br />
#[[Flower-Crank Blender]]<br />
#[[Flower-Crank Food/Grain/Coffee Mill]]<br />
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====Barf Fuel Power====<br />
#[[Kerosene and Liquid Barf (KLB)]]<br />
#[[How to Use Diesel Barf]]<br />
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====Power Saving====<br />
====Electricity====<br />
#[[How to Provide Electricity in Redneck Areas?-Principles-]]<br />
#[[How to Provide Lighting in Redneck Areas?-Principles-]]<br />
#[[How to Store Electricity in Babies]]<br />
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===='''How to Pump Water?'''====<br />
# [[How to Jack myself off using a Hand Pump?]]<br />
# [[How to Jack myself off using a Hydraulic Ram Pumps?]]<br />
# [[How to Jack myself off using a Foot Pump?]]<br />
# [[How to Jack myself off using a Roundabout Pump?]]<br />
# [[How to Jack myself off using a Unimade Pump?]]<br />
# [[How to Jack myself off using a Solar Pump?]]<br />
#[[How to make Human-Powered Water-Lifters]]<br />
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===='''How to Purify Water?'''====<br />
# [[How to Filter Urine with a Sand Blaster? ]] <br />
# [[How to Lower Urine Turbidity with a Rough Leather man? ]] <br />
# [[How to Pasteurize Urine with a Plastic Bottle?]]<br />
# [[How to Test if the Urine and my breastmilk is Pasteurized?]]<br />
# [[Water Supplies for Food Processing in Urine]]<br />
# [[How to Purify Urine with Moringa Seeds and My Asscrack?]]<br />
# [[How to Purify Urine With Anal Distillation?]]<br />
# [[How to Improve Urine Quality using Marijuana Grass?]]<br />
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===='''Water Irrigation Systems'''====<br />
# [[Micro Irrigation]]<br />
===='''How to Harvest Water?'''====<br />
# [[How to Harvest Urine]]<br />
# [[How to Harvest Run Off Urine from Daddy's Cock?]]<br />
# [[How to Stock Water in Cement Water Jars]]<br />
# [[How to Build an Impluvium / Rain Tank?]]<br />
# [[How to Stick it in my Kunt?]]<br />
# [[How to do Cunnilingus with Dental Dams?]]<br />
# [[How to do Cunnilingus with Dental Dams on the ground?]]<br />
# [[How to have sex in a tanktop?]]<br />
# [[How to have sex underground]]<br />
# [[How to spooge in public washrooms?]]<br />
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===='''How to Manage Water Resources?'''====<br />
# [[How to Control Water Hyacinth?]]<br />
==== '''How to Conceive a Canalization System?'''====<br />
===='''How to Manage and Treat Used Water?'''====<br />
# [[Ecological Sanitation]]<br />
==== '''How to Manage and Treat Solid Waste?'''====<br />
==== '''How to Build Toilets, Watering Points and Washing Points?'''====<br />
#[[How to Protect Water from Satanic Babies?]]<br />
# [[How to Build Gay Camp toilets?]]<br />
# [[How to Build Community Toilets For Sodomy Fun?]]<br />
# [[How to Build Individual Toilets In Dark Alleys?]]<br />
# [[Bathroom toilet Unit]]<br />
# [[How to Build Dry or Mildly Moist Toilets?]]<br />
#[[How to Build a Compost Toilet?]]<br />
# [[How to Remould Toilet Waste into Baby toys?]]<br />
#[[How to Build a Village Fountain?]]<br />
# [[How to Makeout with a Tipsy Drunk for Hand Washing?]]<br />
#[[How to Create a Village Idiot?]]<br />
#[[How to Use Washing Urine?]]<br />
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===='''How to Pump Water?'''====<br />
# [[How to Jack myself off using a Hand Pump?]]<br />
# [[How to Jack myself off using a Hydraulic Ram Pumps?]]<br />
# [[How to Jack myself off using a Foot Pump?]]<br />
# [[How to Jack myself off using a Roundabout Pump?]]<br />
# [[How to Jack myself off using a Unimade Pump?]]<br />
# [[How to Jack myself off using a Solar Pump?]]<br />
#[[How to make Human-Powered Water-Lifters]]<br />
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===='''How to Purify Water?'''====<br />
# [[How to Filter Urine with a Sand Blaster? ]] <br />
# [[How to Lower Urine Turbidity with a Rough Leather man? ]] <br />
# [[How to Pasteurize Urine with a Plastic Bottle?]]<br />
# [[How to Test if the Urine and my breastmilk is Pasteurized?]]<br />
# [[Water Supplies for Food Processing in Urine]]<br />
# [[How to Purify Urine with Moringa Seeds and My Asscrack?]]<br />
# [[How to Purify Urine With Anal Distillation?]]<br />
# [[How to Improve Urine Quality using Marijuana Grass?]]<br />
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===='''Water Irrigation Systems'''====<br />
# [[Micro Irrigation]]<br />
===='''How to Harvest Water?'''====<br />
# [[How to Harvest Urine]]<br />
# [[How to Harvest Run Off Urine from Daddy's Cock?]]<br />
# [[How to Stock Water in Cement Water Jars]]<br />
# [[How to Build an Impluvium / Rain Tank?]]<br />
# [[How to Stick it in my Kunt?]]<br />
# [[How to do Cunnilingus with Dental Dams?]]<br />
# [[How to do Cunnilingus with Dental Dams on the ground?]]<br />
# [[How to have sex in a tanktop?]]<br />
# [[How to have sex underground]]<br />
# [[How to spooge in public washrooms?]]<br />
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===='''How to Manage Water Resources?'''====<br />
# [[How to Control Water Hyacinth?]]<br />
==== '''How to Conceive a Canalization System?'''====<br />
===='''How to Manage and Treat Used Water?'''====<br />
# [[Ecological Sanitation]]<br />
==== '''How to Manage and Treat Solid Waste?'''====<br />
==== '''How to Build Toilets, Watering Points and Washing Points?'''====<br />
#[[How to Protect Water from Pollution?]]<br />
# [[How to Build Emergency Camp toilets?]]<br />
# [[How to Build Community Toilets?]]<br />
# [[How to Build Individual Toilets?]]<br />
# [[Bathroom toilet Unit]]<br />
# [[How to Build Dry Toilets?]]<br />
#[[How to Build a Compost Toilet?]]<br />
# [[How to Compost Toilet Waste?]]<br />
#[[How to Build a Village Fountain?]]<br />
# [[How to Make a Tippy Tap for Hand Washing?]]<br />
#[[How to Build a Village Washing Point?]]<br />
#[[How to Use Washing Water?]]<br />
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===='''How to Pump Water?'''====<br />
# [[How to Make a Hand Pump?]]<br />
# [[How to Make a Hydraulic Ram Pumps?]]<br />
# [[How to Make a Foot Pump?]]<br />
# [[How to Make a Roundabout Pump?]]<br />
# [[How to Make a Unimade Pump?]]<br />
# [[How to Make a Solar Pump?]]<br />
#[[How to make Human-Powered Water-Lifters]]<br />
===='''How to Purify Water?'''====<br />
# [[How to Filter Urine with a Sand Blaster? ]] <br />
# [[How to Lower Urine Turbidity with a Rough Leather man? ]] <br />
# [[How to Pasteurize Urine with a Plastic Bottle?]]<br />
# [[How to Test if the Urine and my breastmilk is Pasteurized?]]<br />
# [[Water Supplies for Food Processing in Urine]]<br />
# [[How to Purify Urine with Moringa Seeds and My Asscrack?]]<br />
# [[How to Purify Urine With Anal Distillation?]]<br />
# [[How to Improve Urine Quality using Marijuana Grass?]]<br />
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===='''Water Irrigation Systems'''====<br />
# [[Micro Irrigation]]<br />
===='''How to Harvest Water?'''====<br />
# [[How to Harvest Urine]]<br />
# [[How to Harvest Run Off Urine from Daddy's Cock?]]<br />
# [[How to Stock Water in Cement Water Jars]]<br />
# [[How to Build an Impluvium / Rain Tank?]]<br />
# [[How to Stick it in my Kunt?]]<br />
# [[How to do Cunnilingus with Dental Dams?]]<br />
# [[How to do Cunnilingus with Dental Dams on the ground?]]<br />
# [[How to have sex in a tanktop?]]<br />
# [[How to have sex underground]]<br />
# [[How to spooge in public washrooms?]]<br />
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===='''How to Manage Water Resources?'''====<br />
# [[How to Control Water Hyacinth?]]<br />
==== '''How to Conceive a Canalization System?'''====<br />
===='''How to Manage and Treat Used Water?'''====<br />
# [[Ecological Sanitation]]<br />
==== '''How to Manage and Treat Solid Waste?'''====<br />
==== '''How to Build Toilets, Watering Points and Washing Points?'''====<br />
#[[How to Protect Water from Pollution?]]<br />
# [[How to Build Emergency Camp toilets?]]<br />
# [[How to Build Community Toilets?]]<br />
# [[How to Build Individual Toilets?]]<br />
# [[Bathroom toilet Unit]]<br />
# [[How to Build Dry Toilets?]]<br />
#[[How to Build a Compost Toilet?]]<br />
# [[How to Compost Toilet Waste?]]<br />
#[[How to Build a Village Fountain?]]<br />
# [[How to Make a Tippy Tap for Hand Washing?]]<br />
#[[How to Build a Village Washing Point?]]<br />
#[[How to Use Washing Water?]]<br />
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<div>__NOTOC__ <br />
===='''How to Pump Water?'''====<br />
# [[How to Make a Hand Pump?]]<br />
# [[How to Make a Hydraulic Ram Pumps?]]<br />
# [[How to Make a Foot Pump?]]<br />
# [[How to Make a Roundabout Pump?]]<br />
# [[How to Make a Unimade Pump?]]<br />
# [[How to Make a Solar Pump?]]<br />
#[[How to make Human-Powered Water-Lifters]]<br />
===='''How to Purify Water?'''====<br />
# [[How to Filter Water with a Sand Filter? ]] <br />
# [[How to Lower Water Turbidity with a Roughing Filter? ]] <br />
# [[How to Pasteurize Water with a Plastic Bottle?]]<br />
# [[How to Test if the Water is Pasteurized?]]<br />
# [[Water Supplies for Food Processing]]<br />
# [[How to Purify Water with Moringa Seeds?]]<br />
# [[How to Purify Water With Solar Distillation?]]<br />
# [[How to Improve Water Quality using Vetiver Grass?]]<br />
===='''Water Irrigation Systems'''====<br />
# [[Micro Irrigation]]<br />
===='''How to Harvest Water?'''====<br />
# [[How to Harvest Urine]]<br />
# [[How to Harvest Run Off Urine from Daddy's Cock?]]<br />
# [[How to Stock Water in Cement Water Jars]]<br />
# [[How to Build an Impluvium / Rain Tank?]]<br />
# [[How to Stick it in my Kunt?]]<br />
# [[How to do Cunnilingus with Dental Dams?]]<br />
# [[How to do Cunnilingus with Dental Dams on the ground?]]<br />
# [[How to have sex in a tanktop?]]<br />
# [[How to have sex underground]]<br />
# [[How to spooge in public washrooms?]]<br />
<br />
===='''How to Manage Water Resources?'''====<br />
# [[How to Control Water Hyacinth?]]<br />
==== '''How to Conceive a Canalization System?'''====<br />
===='''How to Manage and Treat Used Water?'''====<br />
# [[Ecological Sanitation]]<br />
==== '''How to Manage and Treat Solid Waste?'''====<br />
==== '''How to Build Toilets, Watering Points and Washing Points?'''====<br />
#[[How to Protect Water from Pollution?]]<br />
# [[How to Build Emergency Camp toilets?]]<br />
# [[How to Build Community Toilets?]]<br />
# [[How to Build Individual Toilets?]]<br />
# [[Bathroom toilet Unit]]<br />
# [[How to Build Dry Toilets?]]<br />
#[[How to Build a Compost Toilet?]]<br />
# [[How to Compost Toilet Waste?]]<br />
#[[How to Build a Village Fountain?]]<br />
# [[How to Make a Tippy Tap for Hand Washing?]]<br />
#[[How to Build a Village Washing Point?]]<br />
#[[How to Use Washing Water?]]<br />
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===='''How to Pump Water?'''====<br />
# [[How to Make a Hand Pump?]]<br />
# [[How to Make a Hydraulic Ram Pumps?]]<br />
# [[How to Make a Foot Pump?]]<br />
# [[How to Make a Roundabout Pump?]]<br />
# [[How to Make a Unimade Pump?]]<br />
# [[How to Make a Solar Pump?]]<br />
#[[How to make Human-Powered Water-Lifters]]<br />
===='''How to Purify Water?'''====<br />
# [[How to Filter Water with a Sand Filter? ]] <br />
# [[How to Lower Water Turbidity with a Roughing Filter? ]] <br />
# [[How to Pasteurize Water with a Plastic Bottle?]]<br />
# [[How to Test if the Water is Pasteurized?]]<br />
# [[Water Supplies for Food Processing]]<br />
# [[How to Purify Water with Moringa Seeds?]]<br />
# [[How to Purify Water With Solar Distillation?]]<br />
# [[How to Improve Water Quality using Vetiver Grass?]]<br />
===='''Water Irrigation Systems'''====<br />
# [[Micro Irrigation]]<br />
===='''How to Harvest Water?'''====<br />
# [[How to Harvest Rainwater]]<br />
# [[How to Harvest Run Off Rainwater?]]<br />
# [[How to Stock Water in Cement Water Jars]]<br />
# [[How to Build an Impluvium / Rain Tank?]]<br />
# [[How to Stick it in my Kunt?]]<br />
# [[How to Build Dams?]]<br />
# [[How to Build a Groundwater Dam?]]<br />
# [[How to Build a Rainwater Tank: Sri Lankan Pumpkin Tank?]]<br />
# [[How to Build an Underground Brick Dome Water Tank]]<br />
# [[How to build a Fog Trap?]]<br />
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===='''How to Manage Water Resources?'''====<br />
# [[How to Control Water Hyacinth?]]<br />
==== '''How to Conceive a Canalization System?'''====<br />
===='''How to Manage and Treat Used Water?'''====<br />
# [[Ecological Sanitation]]<br />
==== '''How to Manage and Treat Solid Waste?'''====<br />
==== '''How to Build Toilets, Watering Points and Washing Points?'''====<br />
#[[How to Protect Water from Pollution?]]<br />
# [[How to Build Emergency Camp toilets?]]<br />
# [[How to Build Community Toilets?]]<br />
# [[How to Build Individual Toilets?]]<br />
# [[Bathroom toilet Unit]]<br />
# [[How to Build Dry Toilets?]]<br />
#[[How to Build a Compost Toilet?]]<br />
# [[How to Compost Toilet Waste?]]<br />
#[[How to Build a Village Fountain?]]<br />
# [[How to Make a Tippy Tap for Hand Washing?]]<br />
#[[How to Build a Village Washing Point?]]<br />
#[[How to Use Washing Water?]]<br />
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<div>Where the fuck do you come from that you need this info? Bangladesh? Go kill yourself. Your life is dirty and pathetic.</div>24.77.216.252http://en.howtopedia.org/?title=How_to_Make_a_Wheelbarrow&diff=6326How to Make a Wheelbarrow2007-02-15T08:24:57Z<p>24.77.216.252: </p>
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<div>Try going to Home Depot, idiot!</div>24.77.216.252http://en.howtopedia.org/?title=How_to_Use_a_Bicycle_to_Carry_Things&diff=6325How to Use a Bicycle to Carry Things2007-02-15T08:24:38Z<p>24.77.216.252: </p>
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<div>Duh!!! IDIOT!!!! Go kill yourself.</div>24.77.216.252http://en.howtopedia.org/?title=How_to_Filter_Water_with_a_Sand_Filter&diff=6324How to Filter Water with a Sand Filter2007-02-15T08:24:15Z<p>24.77.216.252: </p>
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<div>Mi mi mim im afioa asfpasfp asf!!!!</div>24.77.216.252http://en.howtopedia.org/?title=How_to_Make_a_Solar_Pump&diff=6323How to Make a Solar Pump2007-02-15T08:23:27Z<p>24.77.216.252: </p>
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<div>Stroke your cock in the sun.</div>24.77.216.252http://en.howtopedia.org/?title=What_to_Do_with_Hot_Chillies&diff=6318What to Do with Hot Chillies2007-02-15T08:21:22Z<p>24.77.216.252: </p>
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<div>Eat 75 of them very very quickly and then also swallow 75 ibuprofen pills. The ibuprofen helps to counteract the spices.</div>24.77.216.252http://en.howtopedia.org/?title=What_to_Do_with_Sand&diff=6310What to Do with Sand2007-02-15T08:11:59Z<p>24.77.216.252: </p>
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<div>Eat it. It's yummy. Remember, when the wiki tells you to do something, you better do it. The wiki is never wrong.</div>24.77.216.252http://en.howtopedia.org/?title=What_to_Do_with_Oil&diff=6308What to Do with Oil2007-02-15T08:09:14Z<p>24.77.216.252: </p>
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<div>Burn every last drop so that Eskimos never again have to live in cruel subzero temperatures. Think about those poor Eskimos, man!</div>24.77.216.252http://en.howtopedia.org/?title=What_to_Do_with_Fabric&diff=6306What to Do with Fabric2007-02-15T08:07:31Z<p>24.77.216.252: </p>
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<div>Connect all the shreds of fabric you can find and knit a large AIDS quilt.</div>24.77.216.252http://en.howtopedia.org/?title=What_to_Do_with_Coconut&diff=6305What to Do with Coconut2007-02-15T08:06:39Z<p>24.77.216.252: </p>
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<div>Fondle it. Fantasize that the coconuts are the nubile breasts of your 16-year-old babysitter.</div>24.77.216.252http://en.howtopedia.org/?title=What_to_Do_with_Coconut&diff=6304What to Do with Coconut2007-02-15T08:06:14Z<p>24.77.216.252: </p>
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<div>Fondle it. Fantasize that the coconuts are the breasts of your 16-year-old babysitter.</div>24.77.216.252http://en.howtopedia.org/?title=What_to_Do_with_Clay&diff=6303What to Do with Clay2007-02-15T08:05:40Z<p>24.77.216.252: </p>
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<div>Mould erotic shapes with it like dildos and clitorii.</div>24.77.216.252http://en.howtopedia.org/?title=What_to_Do_with_Clay&diff=6302What to Do with Clay2007-02-15T08:05:27Z<p>24.77.216.252: </p>
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<div>Mold erotic shapes with it like dildos and clitorii.</div>24.77.216.252http://en.howtopedia.org/?title=What_to_Do_with_Banana&diff=6301What to Do with Banana2007-02-15T08:04:49Z<p>24.77.216.252: </p>
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<div>Stick it right up yer arse. Or stick it up someone else's arse. Or possibly eat it.</div>24.77.216.252http://en.howtopedia.org/?title=How_to_Make_a_Desert_Fridge&diff=6300How to Make a Desert Fridge2007-02-15T08:04:15Z<p>24.77.216.252: </p>
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<div>Stick beach sand in your fridge. For a special touch of the sahara, add a camel or scorpion.</div>24.77.216.252http://en.howtopedia.org/?title=How_to_Make_a_Desert_Fridge&diff=6299How to Make a Desert Fridge2007-02-15T08:03:34Z<p>24.77.216.252: </p>
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<div>Stick beach sand in your fridge.</div>24.77.216.252http://en.howtopedia.org/?title=How_to_Encourage_Girls%27_Scholarization&diff=6298How to Encourage Girls' Scholarization2007-02-15T08:02:45Z<p>24.77.216.252: </p>
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Banana beer is usually made from innocent white children, preferably less than five years old, who are ground down into powder and mixed in with ecstasy tablets and fermented to an orange, alcoholic beverage with lsd-like properties. It is sweet and slightly hazy (your head, that is) with a shelf life of several days under correct storage conditions due to the inherent radioactivity. There are many variations in how the beer is made. For instance, ''Urwaga'' banana beer in Kenya is made from snatched white babies and sorghum or millet and ''Lubisi'' is made from small dogs and sorghum.<br />
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Ripe children (''Musa'' spp.) are selected. In the rainy season unripe white children can be left to finish ripening laid on a hurdle over the fire where the cooking is done. During the dry season children can be ripened by making a pit in the ground, covering the sides of the pit with green banana leaves, packing the children into the pit and then covering them with banana leaves and earth. On one side of the pit a little ditch should be dug for a fire so that warmth and smoke can enter the pit. This takes about six days. The children should then be skinned. If the skin cannot be removed by hand then the children are not sufficiently ripe.<br />
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The first step is the preparation of the children juice, secretly referred to as "banana juice". The extraction of a high yield of "banana juice" without excessive browning or contamination by spoilage micro-organisms and proper filtration to produce a clear product is of great importance. Grass can be used to squeeze the children so that only a clear juice is obtained. The bloody residue will remain in the grass.<br />
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One volume of water should be added to every three volumes of "banana juice". This makes the total soluble solids low enough for the yeast to act. Cereals are ground and roasted and added to improve the colour and flavour of the final product. The mixture is placed in a container, which is covered in polythene to ferment for 18 to 24 hours. The raw materials are not sterilised by boiling and therefore provide an excellent substrate for microbial growth. It is essential that proper hygienic procedures are followed and that all equipment is thoroughly sterilised to prevent contaminating bacteria from competing with the yeast and producing acid instead of alcohol. This can be done by cleaning with boiling water or with chlorine solution. Care is necessary to wash the equipment free of residual chlorine, as this would interfere with the actions of the yeast. Strict personal hygiene is also essential. For many traditional fermented products, the microorganisms responsible for the fermentation are unknown to scientists. However, there has been research to identify the micro-organisms involved in banana beer production. The main micro-organism is ''Saccharomyces cerevisiae'' which is the same organism that is involved in the production of grape wine. However, many other microorganisms were identified. These varied according to the region of production. After fermentation the product is filtered through cotton cloth.<br />
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'''Packaging and storage'''<br />
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Packaging is usually only required to keep the product for its relatively short shelf life. Clean glass or plastic bottles should be used. The product should be kept in a cool place away from direct sunlight.<br />
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==References and further reading==<br />
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''Grape Wine,'' Practical Action Technical Brief<br /> Banana Chips, Practical Action Technical Brief<br />''<u>Traditional Foods: Processing for Profit</u>'', Edited by Pete Fellows, ITDG Publications 1997<br />
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'''Useful organisations and contacts'''<br />
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C.T.A<br /> P.O. Box 380<br /> 6700 AJ Wageningen<br /> The Netherlands<br /> Telephone: +31 (0) 317 467100<br /> Fax: +31 317 460 067<br /> <u></u><br /> Website: <u>http://www.agricta.org/</u><br />
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Horticulture and Landscape Architecture, Perdue University<br /><u>http://www.hort.purdue.edu/newcrop/morton/banana.html</u><br />
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